Steam Stats (Nerd Math)
So, I just did some quick calculations on my Steam account. And when I say quick, I meant for this to take five minutes and instead it took an hour.
First, according to the Wasted on Steam Calculator, my account has seen about 618.8 hours of playtime total. Of that 618, Skyrim alone makes up 12% at 74.2 hours. That's just where it stands now, I haven't even finished the game yet.
Now, here's the thing. about 23 hours of my account's total don't actually exist. I played Sniper Elite (#9) for about a half hour then went to bed. However, there was a weird bug where the executable got stuck running on my PC until I came back to it the next day, and Steam tracked all of that as time played. So, without that, we're looking at 595.4 total hours played. That only bumps Skyrim up to approximately 12.5%, but that number is sure to grow over time. Based on this new figure, I've played about 24.8 full days of PC gaming.
Looking at my top 10 (actually top 11, but excluding Sniper Elite for the previously discussed reason), here's some facts about the games that make up the lineup:
- 7 role-playing games or games with heavy role-playing elements
- Skyrim
- Fallout: New Vegas
- Dragon Age: Origins
- Mass Effect 2
- Fable 3
- Torchlight
- Alpha Protocol
- Two strategy games
- Plants vs Zombies
- Civilization V
- Four FPS games, or games with heavy shooting elements
- Fallout: New Vegas
- Mass Effect 2
- Alpha Protocol
- Portal 2
- Story-driven games
- Everything except PvZ and CivV
- Breakdown:
- Bethesda games (Skyrim & FNV): 133 hours (22%)
- Everything else in the top 10: 283.3 hours (48%)
Next, according to the Steam Calculator website, my account is worth $2107.44. That's an approximate figure of what I've spent, with variances based on actual purchase price (I purchase most of my stuff on sale) and price drops over time. Either way, it's a moderately useful metric, because now, with the amount of time I've played, as discussed in the last paragraph, I can figure out my cost/time ratio.
So, $2107 over 595.4 hours gives each hour a calculated value of $3.54 per hour. That's a pretty great deal, when you consider some other entertainment options:
- Movies cost about $30 for two people to attend, because nobody goes alone, and then you have to get snacks, and then sit there and watch a two-hour movie. ($7.08 = 2 hours)
- Golfing costs about $20 a person at a nice course, or about $10 a person at the courses that people like me play, and that's about three to five hours out of a day. ($10.62-17.7 = 3-5 hours)
- An average bar tab for my wife and I (mostly me, plus a Diet Coke) is usually about $20, and that's if we ate before we met up with people for drinks. That's usually about two to three hours. ($7.08-10.62 = 2-3 hours)
- Skyrim - 54 cents per hour
- Fallout: New Vegas - 78 cents per hour
- Dragon Age: Origins - $1.09 per hour
Lots of DLC I paid full price for and didn't play - Plants vs Zombies - 23 cents per hour
- Mass Effect 2 - $1.14 per hour
Again, lots of DLC, but this time most of the DLC was short - Civ V - $1.91
This is one of the few games I paid full price for, then bought DLC for. I'll come back to it off and on, so I'll get my money for it over time. - Fable 3 - 70 cents
- Torchlight - 60 cents
Luckily, full price on this game was only $20 - Alpha Protocol - 11 cents (LOWEST!)
It's moments like this that make people sing the praises of Steam sales. This game was two dollars and I got almost 18 hours out of it. You can't beat that kind of value proposition. - Portal 2 - $2.60 (HIGHEST)
I bought this as a pre-sale, so I paid less than full price, but still more than one of the many sale prices. I was just so stoked for it to come out, I couldn't wait.
I'm not done yet. My PC cost $717.47 to build. My Xbox cost $250 when I bought it. Obviously, looking at those, the value proposition is the Xbox. However, let's look at hours of game time. According to my Raptr profile, PC gaming makes up 61% of the quantity of games I actually play. It says I've played just over 100 Xbox games, but this has only been tracking for a year and a half, so let's give it a hefty 15% boost, and say I've played 115 games on the Xbox. Let's figure some numbers here. 30% of that is made up of Xbox Live Arcade games, so we'll account for those at an average price point of $10, and the retail titles we'll account for at the average price of $60. That means I've played about $5175 worth of Xbox games. Granted, for a long time, I had Gamefly, so I was not buying every game I played.
TL;DR: Here's what I gained from all of this:
- PC Gaming
- Higher up front cost to build a machine
- Steam has frequent sales, often with rock-bottom pricing
- Lower software cost leads to a wider range of available games
- Console Gaming
- Lower up front cost
- Cost of purchase can be alleviated by rentals/borrowing
- Software costs are higher, never get access to Steam-like deals without resorting to theft
Games Finished in 2011
So, 2011 is over, and I played some games. More games than last year. The best move I made all year was hooking up my PC to the TV in the living room area of my basement, because I could play games in a nice comfy recliner instead of a marginally comfortable computer chair. Also, I got way into PC games this year. I've come to realize that it's a platform that is constantly moving forward, even when consoles start to stagnate. Consoles are great for some people, but if you want to be on the real cutting edge of gaming, PCs are where it's at (says the guy who mostly played PC ports of console games).
- Alpha Protocol (2010, PC) - September
- Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood (2010, X360) - July
- Bastion (2011, XBLA) - August
- Costume Quest (2010, XBLA) - September
- Dead Space 2 (2011, PC) - November
- Fable 3 (2010, PC) - October
- Fallout: New Vegas (2010, PC) - December
- Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light (2010, PC) - March
- Mass Effect 2 (2010, PC) - February
- Orcs Must Die! (2011, PC) - December
- Plants vs Zombies (2011, Android) - July
- Portal 2 (2011, PC) - April
- Torchlight (2009, PC) - September
New addition to the ongoing party game repertoire:
- You Don't Know Jack! (2011, X360)
I am done playing these games, despite the fact I did not actually "finish" them.
- Super Meat Boy (2010, XBLA)
I spent three hours on level 6-5 and could not complete it, and actually split my thumb open while playing, so I figured that was as good a time as any to call it quits. - VVVVVV (2010, PC)
I was in the room right outside the last teleporter and the game deleted my save after an update got pushed out. I didn't want to play through all of it again.
In the new year, I resolve to finish Alan Wake and Darksiders, as well as start some of the new games I got at Christmas and from the Steam holiday sale, such as Skyrim, Trine 2, Arkham Asylum, and much more. I'll probably go back to Fable and Fallout because I did pick up DLC for both of those games and never touched any of it. I'm going to keep my eye out for sales on Assassin's Creed: Revelations, Saint's Row: The Third and Zelda: Skyward Sword, since I wanted to get a hold of those and never did.
I can say with confidence that 2011 was a great year in gaming, and 2012 is bringing Diablo 3, Bioshock Infinite, Mass Effect 3 and Borderlands 2, and maybe even word of new consoles, so there's a lot to look forward to.
Happy Brew Year!
It has been a long while since I last brewed some beer. There's a couple of reasons for that. First off, I was slightly discouraged by the results of my last beer (the neapolitan milk stout), so I wanted to put a lot of thought into my next brew. Also, I wanted to see what Santa would bring me for brewing this Christmas. I was rather pleased with the results:
- Turkey fryer, which allows me to do full-boil batches, meaning I get the best utilization of the hops in my wort.
- Kitchen scale, which allows me to save money by buying hops and grains in bulk. I picked up a bunch of hops on sale from Farmhouse Brewing Supply, and with my Seal-A-Meal, I can reseal the hops that I don't use and freeze them for later!
- Designing Great Beers by Ray Daniels, which I promptly opened and read the Pale Ales chapter.
I decided that my next brew would be another IPA. My last IPA was easily the best beer I've made, so I decided to move up from there. Taking into consideration what I learned from the book, and what I was able to gather from the internet, I put together a recipe for an imperial/double IPA that I felt would be a great brew, and put a twist on it to make it an American Black Ale.
So, this morning, after sleeping in and somehow waking up without a hangover from the New Year's Eve festivities, I set off to brew. I ran to 7-11 to pick up some ice (since I still don't have a wort chiller) and some provisions. I had purchased all the grains yesterday from Cap N' Cork, so I measured out my hops and malt extract (to supplement the grains, since I didn't want to have to do 20+ lbs of grain for this one) while the grains were steeping at 152 degrees. My target was 154, but I doubted the online calculator since I ended up overshooting it last time, but it turns out it would have been right.
I prepped the turkey fryer, which I put together last week, and got ready to take it for a spin. You can see in the pictures below how it looked before the boil got underway, and how it looked after. I pulled the grains from the kettle, drained them, and set off to start the boil. Part of the reason the kettle looks kinda rough is that I had a boil over immediately after putting the kettle onto the burner. I, in a rookie mistake, had the heat way too high, and it foamed too much. Once I played around with it, I was able to find a setting where I could maintain a rolling boil. I was cautious while adding my malt extract and hops, just because I feared another boil over. It got vigorous after the third hop addition, but nothing severe.
When the boil was done, it turns out I severely underestimated the amount I would lose during the boil, because I ended up with just under 4 gallons in the fermenting bucket. I tossed in a little water to bring it up to 5, but that dropped my gravity from what my estimate was. Again, another rookie mistake, but ideally I will have had a chance to build a proper mash tun for my next brew. We'll see how this one turns out in a month or so!

Grain drain.

The fryer, pre-boil.

The fryer, post-boilover.
brewlog: Strawberries!

This is what five pounds of strawberries looks like.
The Neapolitan Milk Stout has had about two weeks in primary, and stopped fermenting about a week into it, and I gave it an additional week to just sit with the chocolate and milk sugar in there to condition for a bit. The next step to take was to move it over to secondary to add the strawberries. I had purchased five pounds of pre-frozen strawberries from Meijer, and a couple days before I thawed them in the refrigerator for a day, and then re-froze them. According to various sources on the internet, this was the best way to break down the cellular structure of the fruit so that the beer could absorb the flavors.
This task was a bit more difficult than I had originally envisioned. I thought I could just make a funnel out of our cutting board sheet, and use that to funnel all of the strawberries into the carboy. It suffices to say that it was hardly that easy. I didn't realize how small the opening on a carboy actually is, so I had to shove them in there by hand. I didn't thaw them out fully because I didn't want to expose them to too many open air bacterium. I just ran them under hot water a little bit to thaw them out, so they were still fairly solid. This made it slightly difficult to get them in, but after about a half hour, I did it.

After that, I just racked the beer onto it as usual, and now it will sit there with the strawberries for another two weeks. There was a huge amount of yeast sludge on the bottom of this beer, and since I used chocolate and milk sugar, neither of which get processed by the yeast, I essentially had a thick chocolate pudding at the bottom of the fermenting bucket. Next, they'll get bottled with pure vanilla extract and brown sugar, and will further condition for another month or so before drinking. They're getting bottled in 22-24 oz. bottles, since I read that beer conditions better in larger volumes, so only a few 12oz bottles will be made to give to people. These probably won't be opened until late December or early January for optimal flavor.
Since I've tried so many new things with this beer, I'm really excited to see how it turns out. More updates will come as I progress.

This is how the finished product looks.
brewlog: Taking the Next Step!
Today I decided to take the next step in my brewing process and dive into all grain brewing. I had been keeping up with many great threads on reddit about all grain brewing (this one in particular) as well as doing a lot of reading on the HomebrewTalk forums (again, this one in particular), and decided I could take the plunge.
One thing the articles called for was an additional 6+ gallon pot, but I was able to pick up a 5 gallon pot from Meijer for only $4.25, so I made due with that. My work started in the kitchen, since my stove could handle the lower-temperature needs. I mashed the grains for an hour in the steel kettle at 154-ish degrees, and then heated the rest of the water in the other kettle, rinsed the grains, ran some water through the grains as they sat on the kettle (the canning pot came with a real great rack that held the grains up above the pot).
It was a real process, but at the end, there was some sweet, sweet wort. I then took it out to the garage and boiled and brewed as normal, adding lactose (milk sugar) and cocoa powder when I had 15 minutes remaining in the boil. While brewing, it smelled like the best chocolate milk ever, and even more so after adding the cocoa and sugar. I'll add the strawberries when it goes to secondary, and will add the vanilla at bottling. Not sure on what the post-boil OG is on this (hopville says 1.056, which is close to the 1.052 I got from the sample I scraped off at the hot break), since I broke another fucking hydrometer. We'll see how it all works out!

My brewing assistants were tired at the end of the process.
Detroit Fall Beer Festival (Oct. 22)
Yesterday was the Detroit Fall Beer Festival, and it was a good time. Over 300 beers from over 50 Michigan breweries, many of which brought out special brews for the festival. I went with my dad, and tried to each get different beers so we could double the number of beers we tried. Lucky for us, we got in early on some retailer passes. There were some great beers available, and I wanted to list many of the ones that I had before I forgot.
- Arcadia Ales
Cannonball Gold (fresh hopped ale)
B Craft (black double IPA) - Atwater Brewery
Conniption Fit (double IPA) - this one was kinda gross, tasted watered down
Shaman's Porter - Bastone Brewery
Peanut Butter Beer - Smelled like peanut butter! Tasted kinda gross
Infernal Chili Beer - Very potent chili taste on the back-end. Dad had more of it than I did and could taste it for a while. - Bell's
Hopsolution - This was pretty awesome. The only beer of the day I had twice.
Winter White
Java Stout - Copper Canyon
Cedarbock - This one was way gross.
Shillelagh Stout - Corner Brewery
Olde Number 22 (altbeir) - Kinda gross
Larry Hoppe (DIPA) - Pretty good. Since Dad's name is Larry, they gave him a full glass pour on this one. - Dark Horse Brewing
Carmel Apple Ale - Smelled real good - Detroit Beer Co.
Milkshake Stout
IPA - Founder's
Harvest Ale (IPA) - super fresh, huge pour, awesome!
Dirty Bastard - still gross - New Holland - I'm really disappointed they weren't tapping the Hopivore until 4pm
Barrel Aged Poet (oatmeal stout)
Oak Aged Mad Hatter (IPA) - The Livery
Barrel Aged Grand Reserve Maillot Jaune - So, so gross. It's a sour beer.
Anvil IPA - Millking It Productions
SNO (Belgian wit)
AXL (pale ale) - Mt. Pleasant Brewing
Trainwreck (IPA)
Steam Engine Stout - Saugatuck Brewing
Neapolitan Milk Stout - Sherwood Brewing Co.
1492 IPA
Jamocha Cocoa Coffee Stout - Short's Brewing
Chocolate Wheat porter
Pistachio Cream Ale - Tri-City Brewing Co.
Hell's Half Mile German Helles
Charity Island IPA - Wolverine State Brewing
Oktoberfest
Dark Lager
Presenting Brew #5 – Oktobersaurus Fest!
It's not a proper marzen-style Oktoberfest lager, but a German Ale. Since it wasn't a proper Oktoberfest, I figured I could get away with adding some additional hops, so I threw in an extra couple ounces of Hallertau towards the end, just so it's a tad nobler. It's clarity is much better than I expected, even in a warm bottle, so that's good. It was still not completely finished carbonating as of last weekend, so I hope it's ready to go by this weekend. Or by the end of October, for that matter. Either way, it should be a great fall beer. Come over and try it soon!
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brewlog: Bottles of Grit
Something strange has occurred the past couple times I've prepped bottles for beer. Here's my process:
First, drink the beers in the bottles. This is the best part.
Next, I sort the bottles by label and bottle type. If a bottle has a plasticky label that I know will be a bitch to remove, or is a non-standard shape (Red Stripe, Founders, Sierra Nevada), I set it aside and return it properly. Anything else gets added to the pile of good, usable bottles.
When I've accumulated a significant amount of bottles (approximately 28, give or take a few depending on number of 22oz bottles), I put them into a couple of five gallon buckets I have, throw some Oxiclean in there, and fill them up with water.
Let them sit for a day or so, in the garage since it's warm out. Then spend some time outside with my dogs as I remove the labels and rinse the bottles.
OK, it all makes sense, right? However, this time, as well as the time before that, the bottles developed a gritty sort of film on them as they were sitting in the Oxiclean bath. The thing about this film is that it is tough to get off. I had to furiously scrub with a microfiber cloth to get rid of the grit on the outside, but then I got worried about grit existing on the inside. Last time there was no grit on the outside. So, this is where I got creative.
I soaked the bottles in the hottest water my faucet could make in the utility sink. Then I took out my bottle scrubbing brush and went to town. This was a lot of work though, and my arm got tired. So, I MacGyvered myself a solution.
It cleaned all the bottles in a flash, and they are now grit free and spotless!
I am still puzzled as to what caused the problem in the first place. Looking at it scientifically, the only variable that changed was the temperature, so my theory is that Oxiclean at high heat bonds to glass that it comes in contact with for a long period of time. Maybe I need to scale back the amount of Oxiclean I use in higher heat. Or change nothing and get to play with a drill brush again. Probably that.







